Sunday, March 6, 2011

Try to Read an Article Online without Having a Seizure

Have you realized that lately trying to read an article online is like reading a magazine with a circus parade marching around you?  I mean Jesus Christ on a cross can I read one fucking article without a 4 by 8 inch advertisement popping up in front of or next to what I actually am interested in looking at?  No I don't want your shitty product and putting it in my face every 5 seconds is not going to change that.  In fact it only makes me actually hate the company and wish that Tyler Durden would set it on fire.  Lately if the ad doesn't just physically block what you are trying to read until you x click, then it smashes the article into a 1 inch fucking line of words that goes 14 feet down that page so the annoying advertisement can fit on the page next to it.  So if reading a paragraph that narrow didn't make you fucking brain hurt, well there is a huge blinking bright colored advertisement right next to it playing music with cartoons jumping all over the place playing instruments while animals mate in the background.  How the fuck are you supposed to read anything with this bullshit going on.  Come on I understand that these sites make their bread and butter from ads but where do you draw the line?  I think some of the site owners need a swift kick to the throat.  Stop being so greedy you bunch of wankers.  Because you know what keep pissing on the sites people like with these shitty ads and eventually no one will come back anymore.  Then what will you do with yourselves?  Move back in with mom and dad perhaps?

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